Picture "I got into a bar fight and broke my wrist on some kids face, couldn't open bottles any more. Making the best of a bad situation."
Picture "It took two years of listening to this soundtrack before going to bed every night before I noticed!"
Picture Imagine how many awesomely original pickup lines "hot blonde girl who works the cash register" gets every day.
Picture I know my rocket skis are what put you in the wheelchair, but I really think one is going to work.
Picture "It was a mile away and I didn't have a car, but I'll be damned if I wasn't gonna get that couch back to my dorm."