UNSC Pumpkin

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith