Delicious Innocence.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip