Mom had to stay late at work, she told me to pick you up.
Did the store only have six pink hats, or did she join the party late?
She doesn't know it yet, but she's going to be late to class.
Pizza is also an acceptable excuse for avoiding the draft, FYI.
U S A, U S A
Eat it Lara Croft. There's a new hot gun-toting lady in town.