"Ahh, just, I'm fine man. Things are a little tense with my wife after I murdered her sister last week."
The answer was within you all along, young one.
Ahhh, the dream of every man.
Either that or he's a huge fan of passenger seat windows.
Alexis is one of the lesser known Arquettes, possibly because of movies like this.
After getting fired from his job as mall Santa, this is all he has left.