That explains why he bought a new Mercedes on a school bus driver's salary.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps