Whoa, it was him all along in plain site, much like Queen Amidala of Naboo in Star Wars: Episode I.
I think the really question is why's Waldo?
I found Waldo! Has anybody seen my pants?
You've been caught feather-on-the-end-of-a-stick handed
Well, that was easy.
I think he has a shaky definition of "legal" here. We'd get along.