"Virginia Tech's Theater program definitely needs more funding..." (for clothes?)
It's unsanitary not to have blood dripping down your forearm as you serve the entree.
"This is an actual slide from my math program over the net...watch out for the car salesman."
Why doesn't McDreamy just dump Addison? She must be in heat or something.
Wait for him to pass out, then add an 'S' to like and an 'N' to me.
Even Sony employees cannot resist the Wii.