"I think Craigslist is trying to warn me about the potential buyers."
I'm telling you, it's the Craigslist killer just waiting to strike again.
You think your roommate is messy?
"Roommate went out of town for a week, so I wrapped everything in her room in tinfoil."
Couch could also be a tree house with enough elbow grease.
"What a coincidence, they cost exactly one drum playing octopus."