Alan from The Hangover

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, think it.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor