I found him at Coffee Bean. His name is Carlos.
When I get older, I hope I'm still cool enough to wear an alligator over my dick.
Yet another reason why girls shouldn't wear obnoxiously big sunglasses.
She knows what you're up to, but at least she's cool enough to smile.
Alan really thinned out after Vegas. He moved to South America for a couple months to find himself.
It's the only way he'll learn not to be early on in his pursuit of a college education.