"It's a new fad. It's called the Gargoyle."
So you can turn anything into stone? That's a perk.
Spooky and filthy gargoyles for this, the spookiest and filthiest of holidays.
Some gargoyles just don't know their limits.
"Thems my magic shoes... Momma said they'd take me anywhere..."
Anyone too gone to get with her tonight is definitely going to have some Bad Romance.