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It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274