Dexter and Hamburglar

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3