Twitter Bird (Part 2)

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps