Lieutenant Dan & Forrest Gump

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3