It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
Laser Picture Day
"My mother never put out the extra five dollars for the laser backgrounds on picture day, and lied to me saying "It didn't match the wall paper". Well mom I was charging people 5 dollars last night to take pictures with me!"
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.