Edward Scissorhands

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet