His bag is full of rocks to throw at other children.
"Will you marry me? I'm sorry that was directed towards your knapsack."
Goes perfect with a braised ewok.
Dog or rabid Ewok?
Hey, it's not pedophelia if he dresses kids in Ewok costumes, right?
When he turns 6 he'll have his celebratory three-way-match between a Jawa and an Ewok.