King Max

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal