I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.
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Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.