i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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Little Boy Knows the Score
"This is from Star Wars?"
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Head Crab Zombie (Half-life 2)
"OK mom, I'm ready to be dropped off at the party."
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Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.