Judice

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost