Ever wonder how strippers keep busy once they're past their prime?
There should be strippers you can pay to do this, any time.
Strippers aren't the only people that can have fun on stripper poles.
"At Penn College we MAKE strippers ride tricycles." (emphasis theirs)
Also, please no strippers in front of the kids.
"This is what happens when you mix strippers with beer and fraternity rushes...yikes!"