No wonder Eeyore seems so damaged.
If they don't have a personal chef, he won't even consider them people.
I don't care if it's not even a real turkey, I'm ready to eat now.
Out of Rabbit, Tigger, Christopher Robin, Eeyore, Pooh, and Piglet, Piglet pulled the most pigtail.
Eeyore, come back! He didn't mean it!
IDGAF about food poisoning.