"Apparently some guy in Edmonton built a bad ass hockey rink in his back yard and converted his mower into a Zamboni." Worth it even if you never play hockey.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

You should see how she hails a cab.

"You're a wizard, hairy."