"With this expiration date, I can safely assume that this milk is hella old."
Save 15% or more on car insurance... or maybe freezing to death too. Can we add that?
I think we can all agree that you're gonna have to unhinge your jaw, ma'am.
You know what, I don't need a ringtone that badly.
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain.
I think we can take comfort that somewhere out there, he's looking over us from his zombie perch.