Picture She's soooo out of it right now. Look at her, just staring into space like the stoner she is. Classic grandma.
Picture She's extremely terrified that the camera will shoot her if she doesn't throw up the peace sign.
Picture "Group of us went to Vegas and met an old couple that were hilarious. She let me motor boat her tits."
Picture While you're kissing, subtly graze the side of her boobs with your free hand. If she doesn't push you away, you're in.