He got it to commemorate his grandma, who died while he was texting.
This is the real Ultimate Warrior, he dresses like this on a daily basis. And he doesn't know whose house he's in.
But Jesus pays for it, he doesn't get it on the internet for free.
"This is my uncle. He has schizophrenia, but I think he did a pretty good job this year."
What if I told you that Cleberbot wasn't clever at all?
Is it me, or is he just a little toooo excited?