This is how fat people do a modified wheelbarrow race.
If they're able to get off it, how are they ever going to stop eating?
How low does your self esteem have to go before you buy the FAT blowup doll?
How many times does she have to tell you? Ugly people don't count.
This is how the tortoise actually beat the hare.
Do you have any idea how hard it is not to make a racist caption for this?