They probably celebrate by watching Ben Affleck's incredible performance in Pearl Harbor.
Yeah, that Pearl Jam poster makes you cool.
Enriched with natural pearl? O rly?!?
Captin Jack Sparrow of the Black Pearl - Won 2 costume contests!
Is she wearing a shirt?? I see a pearl necklace and an up-do... top realtor in the area??
Look at your costume. Now look at mine. Back at yours. Back at me!"