He's on honeymoon with his "wife". She's standing right beside him.
"Can I copy off the Asian kid beside me?"
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
You can affix this right beside your "god is my co-pilot" license plate.
"Flirting with girls was a bit difficult, especially with Tommy foaming at the mouth beside me."
Why all the funny looks, it's still legal, right?