A Better View

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost