I don't care if you did make them, I'm not trying them.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Well, think it.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young