Good Thing the Hoff Still Has It

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3