I had this idea for a long time. Went out on Halloween Eve and won $350. Then on Halloween won a trip to Germany for 2 for Oktoberfest! Pretty sweet costume.
"That way, when we get robbed there's more money for the robber to rob. Logic people."
Sounds like you already know some ninjas. Why don't you ask them to teach you?
It's a year-round deal. Ask for it, literally whenever.
"Stole the money from my roommate's safe. Shredded it down, then used it to make the gigantic fake 100s."
Look for dorm wrapping to become the "in" way to piss off your friends this holiday season.