The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything is the new Romeo and Juliet.
"4) Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but it smells like poop in here."
Because we rarely do anything for the ladies, here is a dude yelling at his own muscles.
This carrot cake is amazing. I've never had anything like it. Hey, is it hot in here?
ABC covers some really strange sports.
Strange love, stranger Halloween costume.