Pizza delivery guy picks up beer too? Looks like this guy's never leaving his couch again.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost