Santa just told those two kids Christmas was canceled due to the failing economy.
Some elf out there is not going to have a merry Christmas.
Santa has gone crazy and rolled around in elf blood.
Some of Santa's little helpers don't think coal is enough for people on the naughty list, so this elf decided to go rogue.
She's gonna have to pull some strings to win this Sexy Santa contest.
"Actually, on second thought, can you just tattoo regret on my back. I don't mean the word 'regret' I mean the idea of regret in tattoo form. Thanks!"