"This is a picture of me smashing a bottle over my head in a diaper."
Don't get the wrong idea. I ain't cute. And I ain't sweet.
Honey, just go. The ninja in the diaper says it's okay.
So adorable, you wouldn't even need mustard to eat it.
Spare a diaper change?
It's no use, he ain't talkin'. And he also ain't got a fully developed idea of object permanence.