It was a white suit until he washed it with his red t-shirt.
I was a contestant on Jeopardy today. Drew my name so it looked like a dick.
It's like Hook, you just pretend it's real food, and then magically, it is.
"Will it really mighty my penis, man?!"
It was all funny... until they fell in love.
"This was my license plate, until the secretary of state took it away!"