Picture I never had a personal beef with parents being on facebook, but if they're going to stop letting sluts be sluts, then we've got a major problem here, folks.
Picture I knew a girl who had one of those water bottles. I guess it's refreshingly fun to suck a plastic dick?
Picture "My girlfriend is Roman-Catholic so I decided to have some fun by making these eggs and hiding them around her house with the rest of the eggs that her mom hid. I haven't had sex in 3 months."