Picture "That much alcohol directly into her stomach should just about kill all the bacteria on the funnel I used to replace my oil yesterday."
Picture Despite the RA's report, I also believe you and your roommates when you told me about your glass slide whistle covered in Phish stickers.
Picture "The NEW biggest game of beirut ever played. 5000 cups, 960 beers, no water cups, and about 30 people to a side. All played down to 4 on 4 last cup. It was tough, and few survived."