You don't choose Chuck Norris earrings, they choose you. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture January 13, 2011 See More America Chuck Norris earrings Recommended Comments () Picture This is what happens when Chuck Norris head butts you. Picture "This is Chuck Norris' house in the Bahamas." It's apparently in stealth mode - you can't see any of his missile silos or machine gun nests. Picture Chuck Norris' only kryptonite? You guessed it, OJ Simpson. Picture Chuck Norris can shame you with a glance. Picture If Chuck Norris had really pranked you, you wouldn't have an apartment anymore. Picture You know for a guy I make fun of a lot, Chuck Norris could definitely kill me. Comments ()