When the hunter becomes the about to get scratched the f*** up.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis