I WAS IN THE POOL!!

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps