Picture "Came down on my left leg and my foot slipped in the mud. Which, in turn, popped my knee cap off of my knee." SUMMER!!!!!!
Picture "Playing paintball, slid over a metal stake. Ripped both layers of skin off my knee cap. Wound up with 70+ stitches and a lot of pain pills!" GROSS! It looks like you got gum all over it.
Picture Anyone who reads the language want to really translate? (update: thanks to everyone who wrote in. The sign says "no touching." It looks like a T fell off, not a hilarious mistranslation as we first thought.)