It's like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, only less sexy.
The best way to build the tower is the plastic ketchup base with 5 glass containers on top.
An Eiffel Tower 2,500 years before the existence of the Eiffel Tower.
We dare you to build a bigger tower.
If you can't take the heat, get out of the day care.
Ooooh, so close.