I know this is a bad time, but do you have the $5 you owe me?
"C'mon dad, every time I wanna have my guy friends over you do this!"
What? Oh no, this wasn't an accident. I do this all the time to keep myself warm.
"What? We do this all the time."
Fine, but next time we have to do it ducky-style.
This should contain him for now, but if he wakes up I don't know if we can stop him.