I work as an it-wizzard (according to the it-illeterate) at a big company. Some day I was reading about left-turning barteria on a carton of yogurt. That moment my boss walked in and asked me if it was possible to get information out of an specific database. It was one of those days that I had all the work I could handle so I answered: No, thats not possible because we only... Read More »
Just a great ass
This girl had one of the shortest skirts I've ever seen. I told her boyfriend she had a great ass, and he said, "Thanks, man. Hey sweetie, give this guy a picture!" The morals of the story- (a)Honesty works. (b) Mardi Gras is awesome!
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